There once was a rooster named Bernard.  
Who was pretty high up in the chick barn yard.  
But, alas, he had put on a little weight,
And feared he might land on someone's dinner plate.

So off he went to the nearest town, 
For help in getting his weight down.  
But, the town was way far away,  
And the walk took him two nights and a day.

When he arrived at the weight reduction salon.  
He had walked farther than a major marathon.  
Needless to say he had walked his weight away,   
And he was home after two nights and a day.

copyright 1998, Shelby Brown

 

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