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Quotes and Sayings

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	Movie Quote: The greatest trick the Devil....
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	Now you see that evil...
	I want the people to know....
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	Memorable Quotes and Sayings
	A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ---Fred Allen An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ---Willaim Castle The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ---Tom Waits, Small Change If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ---Song title by Jimmy Buffet

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