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Quotes and Sayings Section
Sending a humorous talking quotation or saying from this wise old bird is the best way to send a funny to a friend.

Quotes and Sayings

Words of Wisdom
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Movie Quote: The greatest trick the Devil....
The bad thing about being poor...
Southern Saying: The bad thing about being poor.....
Now you see that evil...
I want the people to know....
Middle children of history....

Memorable Quotes and Sayings

  • A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ---Fred Allen
  • An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ---Willaim Castle
  • The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ---Tom Waits, Small Change
  • If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ---Song title by Jimmy Buffet
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